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Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:02

Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Hysterias & Posteriors
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
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Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Just Forget it!
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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
Next, they tried...
Catatonics & High Colonics
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No, not a chance
Still no good.
Thumbs down again.
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
So, the docs changed it to read
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Still no good
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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No go.
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
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Minds and Behinds
Another attempt resulted in ...
Nuts and Butts
What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?
share office space ...
Everyone loved it.
Loons and Moons
How does Kamala Harris plan to tackle the housing crisis?
Unacceptable again!
No way
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
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So they tried
They put up a sign reading
Then came..