What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Last Updated: 03.07.2025 02:02

What's a joke you haven't used yet, but are dying to share?

Freaks and Cheeks

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

Hysterias & Posteriors

Scientists detect light passing through entire human head, opening new doors for brain imaging - Medical Xpress

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Which animal has the best sense of smell? - Live Science

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Just Forget it!

Who is the most dangerous or evilest person of all time?

The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

Next, they tried...

Catatonics & High Colonics

UK-US tariff deal begins but still no news on steel - BBC

No, not a chance

Still no good.

Thumbs down again.

15 Million-Year-Old Evidence Reveals the Cambrian Explosion May Have Happened Earlier - Indian Defence Review

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

So, the docs changed it to read

What would happen if Jill Stein won her complaint against CNN over being excluded from the presidential debate?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Still no good

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

What Gemini app features are free versus paid? [June 2025] - 9to5Google

No go.

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Anger as Kanye West to perform in Slovakia after Hitler song - France 24

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Nuts and Butts

What would explain Trump blaming Ukraine for starting the war with Russia?

share office space ...

Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

How does Kamala Harris plan to tackle the housing crisis?

Unacceptable again!

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

'Materialists': Celine Song on Dating and Sex and the City's Influence - IndieWire

So they tried

They put up a sign reading

Then came..

Imagine we could fly into space and take a selfie of our galaxy. This spacecraft made the most detailed map of the Milky Way ever - BBC Sky at Night Magazine